SCI Night One: No Hula Hoops, Boobs Out in the Bathroom and a Rockin' Good Time

Are you worried that you lot have gained a few extra pounds? Exercise yous think you might be working up a bit of a spare tire? Don't carp asking your other half. You lot know damn well we have to lie, or risk eternal damnation. If yous desire to know the truth (and you know you can't handle the truth!), only pick up a hula hoop and accept a go at it. That volition answer your question real quick. Considering, fat people tin't hula-hoop!

Here's what happened. Mondays and Tuesdays are my busiest days at school. I take a full load of classes, and most of them are my ....umm.... less than brilliant students. It can be nervus racking, to say the least. Anyway, after Tuesday's battle, I went to Bannok to take enough beers to convince myself that it was all just a bad dream. My wife stopped by on her way home, and we talked for a chip earlier she left.

There was no one else there for about an 60 minutes, and I was quite content just having a few, and listening to music on my mp3 player. And so, Gee (ane of the waitresses) walked in sporting a pair of hula hoops. One big i, and i small one. She spun the big one, and made information technology look like it was the easiest affair in the world. I remember she even called her boyfriend on her cell phone while she was doing it.

Well, the other girls, including Eid (the owner) all gave it a shot, and had no problem at all. And so, they asked me if i wanted to effort. At present, I am sure that I could hula-hoop when I was a child. I am quite sure that I call up doing it. But, I couldn't even get it to go effectually twice. The obvious reason to me was that it'due south because I have no waist. Basic physics tells me that if the hoop doesn't take a slighter axis point to rotate one, then gravity volition have charge and it will go down like Oprah on a baked ham.

The girls thought that this was hysterical. They decided that men can't hula-hoop. I got Eid's cousin to give it a try. He isn't equally big equally I am, but living in a eating house hasn't helped his effigy whatsoever. He couldn't exercise it either. So, I called on Air to try information technology. He has given up his simulated boobs, just is even so congenital like a tall skinny daughter. No success there either, and he has hips! he was worse than I was at it.

About and so, Blinky came out of the back room. We asked her to give it a try. Luckily for us, her hula-hooping is about as skillful as her karaoke singing. And, even though she has a smoking hot body, she couldn't even get information technology to go effectually one time. Haaa! Simply, fifty-fifty with that small victory, the rule seems to be that unless you have at least some blazon of waist, you aren't going to be able to hula the hoop.

I accept at present vowed to lose enough weight to exist able to hula-hoop better than Blinky tin. This may have a while.

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